"I've been sad for most the year, quit two jobs, quit drinking beer. Grew tomatoes in the yard, forgot to pick them, they went bad," laments Melanie Baker in the opening lines of 'Sad Clown'. "Got a nosebleed on the bus, I didn't wanna cause a scene, so I got off and I walked, blood dripping into my socks."
"I thought these things happened to everyone, that everyone was having a terrible time, but someone came up to me at a gig recently and gifted me a necklace to give me some good luck, because it seems like 'I've got a lot of bad luck in my life'," laughs Melanie. "Is that the energy that I give off? That I'm cursed?"
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Unlock with Dork+Cursed might be a little extreme, but the unflinching honesty and self-deprecating sense of humour are part of what makes Melanie so endearing. Her debut album, 'Somebody Help Me, I'm Being Spontaneous!' is equal parts chaotic confessional and joyful catharsis. The mundane absurdity of nosebleeds on the bus, living with a slug infestation or leaving a pizza in the car until it goes mouldy and grows 'arms and legs' is balanced with genuine vulnerability as Melanie attempts to feel comfortable in her own skin.
Now based in Newcastle, Melanie grew up in Cumbria, where her first introduction to live music was through the folk scene, largely because that was the only existing music scene in Penrith. The folk influence explains Melanie's knack for such vivid storytelling through her songwriting, but she found herself drawn towards rock and indie, the 90s slacker-rock of Pavement and Weezer feeling more natural to her.
"It wasn't until I moved to Newcastle that I got to work with musicians who helped me create the sound that's always been in my head," she explains. "When I met my current band members, it allowed me to push myself in ways I hadn't been able to before."
"Is that the energy that I give off? That I'm cursed?"













